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  2. fuckinq:

    my brain has too many tabs open

    (via smiledaze)

     


  3. burgerkid:

    could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

    (via laughbitches)

     


  4. alchemists:

    moment of silence for all my wasted potential

    (via smiledaze)

     


  5. deathbymorning:

    eggsnogging:

    in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

    did you get an A

    (Source: meachey, via lubricates)

     


  6. fragileclara:

    greybies:

    who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

    oedipus

    (Source: alanblooms, via lubricates)

     


  7. iswearimnotnaked:

    my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

    (via smiledaze)

     


  8. inories:

    Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

    (via lubricates)

     

  9. (Source: kennysweeney, via 10knotes)

     

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